How many Aryans it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but many lamps are required.

How many Taureans it take to change a light bulb?

No: Taureans do not like to change anything.

How many Geminis it take to change a light bulb?

Two (of course). Will last the entire weekend, but when ready the lamp will do the housework, speak French and get the color you want.

How many Cancerians it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But it will take three years to a therapist help you go through the process.

How many Leos are needed to change a lightbulb?

A Leo does not change light bulbs, unless he hold the bulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Virgos it take to change a light bulb?

Let's see: one to turn the bulb, one to note when the lamp burned, and the date on which it was purchased, another to decide who was at fault lamp was burned and ask ten to decide how to remodel the house while else return the lamp ...

How many Librans are needed to change a light bulb?

Well, actually I do not know. I think it depends on when the lamp is burned. Maybe just one, if it is a standard bulb, but maybe two if one does not know where to find a lamp, or ...

How many Scorpios it take to change a light bulb?

But who cares? Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?

How many Sagittarians it take to change a light bulb?

The sun is shining, it's early, we have a whole life ahead, and you are worried about changing a stupid light bulb?

How many Capricorns it take to change a light bulb?

None. Capricorns do not exchange lamps - unless it is a lucrative business.

How many Aquarians it take to change a light bulb?

Will appear hundreds, all competing to see who will be the one to bring light to the world.

How many Pisceans it take to change a light bulb?

What? Light is off?