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How annoying each sign ...
AriesTalk to them giving a huge pause between words.
Do not let them speak, or, if they speak, cut the middle.
Tell how you want to do things and be controlling.
Do not show passion and act as if you did not like him (a).
Raise your voice every time you want to make understood.
Give some pounding in his head (a) from time to time.
Always remember that they are willing to appear and, in the middle of a group, go to it (a), warning: "Do you speak I, I, I, all the time ..."
Taurus
Spend their money, ask to take a bite of your sandwich or in your apple waste your material, do not return your things.
Talk to them pretty hectic, direct jumping to conclusions.
If you are in the house of one of them, change the position of objects when they are not looking.
If possible, break statuettes, figurines and other objects
home decor them and then ask: "This was not even very important, is not it?"
Soak up the scent type "widow dressing" before riding in the car with them.
Gemini
Trouble them with tears and long monologues about his emotional life.
Do not talk to them at all.
Cope them at a party so that they can not move or talk to anyone else.
Repeat always: "Where did you get that idea?"
Ask them to make fewer movements with arms and hands in public, and when they start a topic, say, "I already know." Or, "There you go again!"
Open the door and shout them, "Go out of this phone or not?"
Cancer
Insult their mothers (with class, of course).
Critique their homes.
Warn them that they may lose their jobs, or a road to be built through exactly where is located your home.
Say that photo hanging in the family room is tacky and confuse the picture of "beloved grandmother" with Mike Tyson.
Critique all "ex" it (a): ex-boyfriends (as), ex-husbands (wives), etc.
Throw away those Coniff Ray discs that (s) he collected along with other rarities.
Discover that corner that (s) he likes to stay and take a "general", changing all position.
Take objects of his drawer (a) and not put it back in place.
Lion
Try to teach them something which they do not understand, and take a cumshot in the end, as if they were ignorant complete.
Ignore them.
Forget their name and ask, "What was your name?"
In public, not the present to important people.
Mockery of its taste, its elegance, its appearance.
When are dramatizing one situation, laughed when the case is sad.
And make faces when telling a joke.
When he (a) ask after sex: "It was good for you?", Answer: "... more or less ..."
Do not pay attention to any of his stories and then say, "Sorry, not hear what you were talking about."
Get them out of the picture, saying, "After you talk, okay"
Virgo
Whine enough.
Litter Your (his) house, disrupt your schedule, remember to atarrachar toothpaste.
Smell like a skunk.
Before the bathroom cabinet, ask: "For both medication?"
Pee on the toilet seat, or, preferably, on the floor around the toilet.
Critique them the way they dress.
Say that crooked tooth is "a charm".
Use their plant pots as an ashtray, and bury the match sticks in the ground.
After hug them at length, shows that you are making a treatment for lice.
Libra
Say rather, "It is up to you to decide soon!"
Take them to ugly places.
Act rudely in public, take boogers, belch, talk profanity, turn beer on the table, call the waiter by the name, pizza piece of garlic and then try to kiss him (a).
Critique its partners.
Refuse to discuss with them.
Give him (a) one Tiririca CD.
Make jokes like, "With this dress, you looks like the poster girl Ultragaz."
Always ask for it (a) "get off the fence" and take.
Scorpio
Make personal questions.
Learn a lot about them and give it to understand.
Get more successful than them and brag about it; it kills them.
Repeat always, "That's none of your business!"
Open and stoke your drawers.
Write things on your agenda in code and then let it (a) find "by chance".
Whisper with other people looking at them, laughing from time to time.
Sagittarius
Give them enough responsibility.
Place realism in his philosophy.
Never laugh at their jokes.
Not tope no adventure or routine breaks and always be in a bad mood.
When THAT paint adventure, say, with bored air: "I do not feel ..."
Do not accept any dispute or game.
Repeat forever: "It is time?"
Do all you can to prevent that his holiday trip (a).
Make insinuations about the little culture of his parents (a) or other family members.
Capricorn
Organize everything to make them feel useless.
Remind them of their low social status.
Embarrass them in public: make scandals, berre with them, fight with the cash for them.
Let them waiting, never arrives on time.
Lose or forget important things that he (a) entrust to you: documents, keys, wallet.
Repeat forever: "You are not responsible!"
Nothing bothers both as a Capricorn be called irresponsible.
Imply that he (a) is coming out with (a) boss (a) to grow the company.
Repeat from time to time: "You are a boring!"
Aquarius
Become personal and intimate.
To find them, take a long hug and keep pressing it to his chest, emotional, tearful.
Insist them to call several times a day to position them of their movements.
Move to his home (a).
Make yourself go through dumb, stupid, and still want to be right.
Tell them that "have to do" and "when and how".
Display your material values in their face, car type, jewelry, money, status.
Always ask: "What are you thinking?"
Cite your friends always by name and surname.
Pisces
Tell clinging themselves.
Check encounter with them in bright, noisy, overcrowded places like the subway Cinelandia, for example.
Let them talking nonstop and at the end say I did not understand anything.
Yell, talk screaming.
Tell your "secrets", let them be touched by his sincerity, then laugh and ask, "But you believe that?"
Invite them to look at the stars and talk about export taxes and import all the time.
Scratch Djavan CD them, put out your cigarette in the crystal that (s) he uses to meditate, drop your camera, highlight the books that took borrowed it (a).
Choose violent movies.
Repeat as this business of romance, flowers and chocolates is all thing fagot.
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