Stickers for the windshield of your car by the Zodiac:
Aries:
a) "F ..... !!!!"
b) "Rollover, oh asshole!"
c) "Today I'm not good!"
d) "Runner Fitness and Aerobics"
e) "Women are natural leaders. You are following a".
f) "Danger. Chief angry on board"
g) "I hustle elves"
h) "Follow me!"
i) "My other car is more powerful"
j) "I have everything I love ... But I can already now"
k) "Always consult a manager"
(Evangelical adhesives)
l) "And God made everything in" only "six days"
m) "And God spent six full days to do just that?"
Taurus:
a) "Motel Pharaohs"
b) "Restaurant Good-to-Fork"
c) "I have everything I love ... but it's a matter of time and patience ..."
d) "My other car is also MY"
e) "Do not follow me! I will follow this path to the end!"
f) "Always consult a gastronomic guide"
(Evangelical adhesives)
Gemini:
a) [Sticker radio stations]
b) [Sticker colleges and / or universities]
c) [Stickers identifying the profession, football team, samba school, college class, rock band, club, etc ... etc ... the owner of the vehicle]
d) "Study on the PUC"
e) "Book Circle"
f) "Do not follow me, I change destination at any time.
g) "My other car is a car stereo"
h) "I have everything I love. Let's talk about this?"
i) "Always consult an announcer rodeos"
(Evangelical adhesives)
j) "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was made ..."
Cancer:
a) "Baby on board"
b) "Mother delayed p / pick up the child at school and do the supermarket on board"
c) "I love my family" or "I am a (a) Sicilian (a)"
d) "Fotomatic - Revelations in 1 hour"
e) [flags in the trunk that identify the nationality of ancestors]
f) "Association of Parents of ..." (anything)
g) "I'm happy to be Catholic"
h) "Have you ever kissed your child today?"
i) "My other car is a van"
j) "I am a tax of Sarney" (old adhesive, yellowish)
k) "I have everything I love. But love everything I have."
l) "Always consult your past"
m) "Always consult your mother"
n) "Do not follow me. I need to get the boys"
(Evangelical adhesives)
o) "Believe on the Lord Jesus and your entire family will be saved"
p) "Honor Father and Mother"
Lion:
a) "Jet Pilot"
b) "Envy is a m .....!"
c) "This car is not as much ???"
d) "Parliamentary Monarchy had"
e) "My other car is a Mercedes convertible"
f) "Always refer to me"
g) "Follow me. I know what's best for you"
h) "All I have love me"
(Evangelical adhesives)
i) "I am the way, the truth and the life"
Virgin:
a) "SPCA"
b) "Association of Executive Secretaries"
c) "Wash Jet Guarani"
d) "Do not neglect! See always a ... (choose a profession mainly in the medical field)"
e) "I am philatelist"
f) "I have everything I scan, but examine all I have"
g) "My other car is also clean"
h) "Do not follow me. I need to pass the doctor"
i) "Always consult a nutritionist"
(Evangelical adhesives)
j) "In the beginning was chaos, and God commanded, and created seas, mountains, etc ..."
Libra:
a) "I'm driving right?"
b) "I like all football teams"
c) "Peace and Love" or "Brotherhood yes, not violence"
d) [an adhesive that unknown band that has a / a singer "as head, so cool, with so much potential" that the / a Libra / a personally met the last vernissage / party / art show / event event. ]
e) "See always a promoter"
f) "Do not follow me. Or rather, do. Oh, whatever." Ye know that. "
g) "My other car is more produced"
h) "I have everything I love, but I will get to know on Saturday night"
i) "Film Unibanco Space"
j) "Free Jazz Festival"
(Evangelical adhesives)
k) "I believe in God. But really respect their religion, which is also phenomenal!"
l) "All paths lead to God"
Scorpio:
a) "Topas ...?"
b) "If get close, it's your problem!"
c) "I KNOW what you did last summer".
d) "This car is tracked by satellite"
e) "In case of break this car explode in 5 seconds"
f) "Vivo® Eye - Security and Spy Equipment Personal"
g) [mystics Badges / totally incomprehensible esoteric for the uninitiated]
h) "Do not follow me. It will be worse for you, I'm warning you!"
i) "Have you ever kissed his / her lover today?"
j) "My other car is a ... Hey. What do you want to know?"
k) "Always consult a private detective"
l) "Do not 'own' everything I love, but love everything that 'own'. I'll look closely."
m) [without adhesive car no, not wanting to be "invaded" in your life and preferences in public. After all, why you want to know?]
(Evangelical adhesives)
n) "God is faithful. And YOU ????"
o) "Seek and ye shall find. Do not say we did not warn you!"
p) "And he died, but rose again on the third day!"
q) I STILL know what you did last summer ".
Sagittarius:
a) "Visit ... (anywhere in the world)"
b) "Travel Costa"
c) "I was in Las Vegas"
d) "Sport is not a drug. Practice!"
e) "My car runs more than yours. ... Want to bet?"
f) "Destroy waves, not the beaches"
g) "If you are not doing anything, follow me!"
h) "Do not follow me. I am completely free."
i) "Always consult a travel agent"
j) "I have everything I love, but nothing has me you love me"
k) "My other car is a Jeep 4x4"
(Evangelical adhesives)
l) "Largai all, go around the world, and preach the gospel ..."
Capricorn:
a) "Rounds Chichi Tobias Aguiar"
b) "Political"
c) "employers' association of the Company ...." (any area of activity)
d) "Always consult an undertaker"
e) "Do not follow me. I'm busy."
f) "I have everything I love, and work hard to make further"
g) "My other car is a taxi fleet"
(Evangelical adhesives)
h) "God helps those who work / a The early bird catches the worm"
i) "You can not serve Money and this such a god"
Aquarius:
a) "Route 66"
b) "Woodstock forever!"
c) "I ran away from Berkeley"
d) "No scarf, no document"
e) "Do not follow me. I am free."
f) "When you are prepared, greater forces you to take ....." [fill in the order or new-age futuristic preferred esoteric current]
g) "Follow me ... but keep your distance."
h) "Be careful. Keep your distance. Headlights prototype designed for long distance impossible to see what is well ahead"
i) "X-Files"
j) "I have everything I love, but tou not give a fuck for possessions"
k) "See always a new-age guru"
l) "... I was in Egypt / in Alto Paraiso / Sao Tome das Letras"
m) "My other car is quite different from everything"
(Evangelical adhesives)
n) "You can not serve God and money"
Fish:
a) "God bless you!"
b) "If I am lost, please call ... (a relative phone)"
c) "Why do not wash you ???"
d) "Cinemark®"
e) "Block Buster Video"
f) "My other car is a United / Localiza Rent a Car (the insurance cia, after the 10th accidental taps)".
g) "Have you ever kissed your husband / wife / boyfriend (a) today?"
h) "See always a witch"
i) "I believe ..." (gnomes / angels / fairy / santa claus and the like)
j) "Do not follow me. Also I do not remember where I was going."
(Evangelical adhesives)
k) "In case of Rapture, this car will be runaway"
l) "Even without rapture, there are risks this car sidetracked. Better stay away."
And finally, for those who really want to know more, there's a gypsy horoscope ...
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