Electoral platform according to the signs

Sign of Aries candidate
- The deal is this: vote for me! Ready! Which was ...? What are you looking at? That's it! All, dammit! Go ahead, type my number, and confirms order.
Tryin to what ??? I tell you something else ...? I promise you something ??? Now ... Will you pick !!! ... What is it, huh ...? Yeah there yet ??? Will want to face, are you?

Taurus candidate
- Dear voter, for a more secure, stable, peaceful and prosperous life, vote for me. After all, you do not want to change so much so, is not it?
What is good will remain good, what is bad will continue to be bad because it was so from the beginning. Change things? Hmmm ... I find it very difficult ... But ...

The Gemini candidate
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Sign of Cancer Candidate
- I learned early the teachings and values ​​that were passed by my holy mama (... God rest her in good stead ...) - The family comes first! So vote for me! I intend to make excellent social projects, especially after the novel of 8, and after taking out the garbage. This is the Alfredo Augusto (my son) allow ... Cause you know how it is ... Children at this age is fire! Want a lot of attention ... And ...

Sign Leo candidate
- I'm your only choice in this election! I know how to lead a better quality of life to you, voter! I have the best government project! I have ability, I have lliderança, I have exuberance, I have great ideas! I do not promise, I do! And I do because I can! I ...

Virgo candidate
- Have you ever noticed that you can give something wrong in these upcoming elections? I will not go into details, but pay close attention in time to vote and, preferably, as the voting will be by means of an electronic voting machine, take some alkaline batteries of 1.5 volts each, because you never know! Will that time no light in the voting room and the urn does not work for lack of electricity, thought about it? Then you with your alkaline batteries of 1.5 volts each, can replenish the fixture urn, and so then proceed to the vote safely because ...

Libra sign of the candidate
- Look ... Let me tell you something ... Dear voter ... You do not ... You're busy now, is ...? I'm not bothering you, I'm ...? If I'm ... Just say, saw ...? I stop and come back another time ... There is no hurry ... Rest assured ... I know choose muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuito candidate is difficult, especially ... With so many good people ... Honestly ... Frankly ... Cool ... Nice ... How are the other candidates ... But ... If you have not yet chosen any ... Them ... Look! I do not mean ... not force you ... Damn ... understood ...? Just a suggestion ... So ... Who knows ... If you ... You want to ... I do not know ... Make a choice ... I know (God knows how!) ... It is difficult choose ... But ...

Scorpio candidate
- We both know what's best for you. I know that. You know that, and no one else needs to know. So all the time I'll be watching you. You know that, and so do I! When you get on the ballot, you know - not to say what you need to do, right? Or will I need? You know best, my dear ... My number is the sum of your house number plus your license plate number, the less the age of their youngest daughter. Got the message? For your sake, I hope so ...

Sagittarius candidate
- This will be the largest election of all time and one that will go down in history ... vote for me! I already can not even sleep properly for months, with anxiety! Our !!! I'm already seeing completion of all the projects I have in mind !!! It'll be one belezura, you will see only !!! Many schools ... Many hospitals ... Many nurseries ... !!! Putz! How much want to do, my God !!! Four years will not lead to the beginning ... And ...

Capricorn candidate
- Voting is a civic duty. Vote! My number is 86432. Thank you.

Of Aquarius candidate
- My friends voters, vote for me! If elected is, my first act
will give a whore house party in there for all of you in order to celebrate this victory to the many ... All together! And look, I will not forget those who helped and supported me throughout the campaign. This victory will be ours !!! We will all be winners !!! We gotta get there !!! We are united and we will never be defeated !!! We ...

Pisces candidate
- Dear voter, please help me win this election! I need you by my side! I need you more than ever! Without you I am nothing ... Without you I'm just an insignificant worm! But if you give me your support and your vote, I swear ... What then yes, my life will be like that full of sunshine, peace, light and hope, and I will continue to believe in a better future ... And promise to stop thinking about this thing of suicide and other nonsense that put me down all the time ..