The Astros and Barriers

Zodiac Signs

One Friday any, off a factory to 17h, after a very hard journey, twelve people are leaving to return to their homes but are still closed the gate of the factory, with no apparent explanation ...
Each of the twelve people belong to a zodiac sign.
How would each of them in front of such a closed gate?

Aries
(Knocking at the gate) Paam ... paam ... paam ... paam ... !!!
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT OPEN DOOR FUCKING !!! Already more than 17h !! That shit this gate should be open !!! Paam ... paammm ... paaammmm !!!! I want out of here NOW !!!! PPPaaaaaammmmm .... ... ppppaaaammmmm

Taurus
(Slowly away from the exalted Aries) Pera ... Let's check ... Yeah even closed? ... Are you sure? .... Let me take a peek ...
(Move ... move ... move ... push ... push ... move ... move) ... It seems that even is closed ...

Gemini
(Frantically moving his arms) Look us!
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I forgot but- non faz- ill pois- my- irmão- reminds e-Inclusive trabalhou- com- element na- radio-radio-radio-as-is- even- o- name ???
Aquela- that- commences com- F ... know- there- little- matter!
But- voltando- AO subject, which is same as I was saying ...?

Cancer
(Sits, slamming both hands on the thighs and head ...) Oh, my God in Heaven! Logo today that staff will have dinner at home and this gate will be late ... Can you imagine if the staff arrive and find the home that mess ...? And to top forgot to take the meat from the freezer ...., how it will look just like me! Toninho will kill me ... Did he remembered catching Felipe at school ....? Oh my God of heaven, just open this gate ... boy !!!

Lion
(Greenhouse chest, up the nose) Excuse me ... excuse me ... Look people, I know the general manager of this factory. He is a very close friend. In fact, our relationship is very intimate even. Well, I propose the following: I use MY influence with the supervision of the company, to trigger and speed up the opening of that gate, so that, I can and you finally go though ...

Virgo
(From "Side Saddle", without much show up, and quietly ...) There must be some reasonable explanation for this gate be closed by that time. It could be for security reasons. Did something serious happened? Well, because, if it happened, that would be a perfectly reasonable explanation ...

Libra
(With open arms, but gently ...) Calm down people! ... Quiet! ...
Let's not lose your head for something so stupid as well as a simple closed gate that does not allow us to go home on a Friday, right? Maybe we could take the time, right? We sit here quietly and wait ... maybe the joke to speak in the language of "P" ....?

Scorpio
(Watching ... watching ...) Oh if I catch the guy who did not open this gate! I do not know who it was ... but I'll find out ..., you can leave! Sooner or later, this guy shows up, then I'll call him in a corner and he will hear me ...

Sagittarius
(He ... he ... he ... he ... he ...) People !!! You know that joke the closed gate? He, he, he, he, he! Do you want to bet that I can skip this first gate that everyone? Who bet? Who? Who?
He, he, he, he ....

Capricorn
(Looks at his watch ... looks at the gate ..., look at the clock ..., looks at the gate ..., puff! ... Look at the clock ..., looks at the gate ..., snorts ...)

Aquarius
Simply jump the gate and the other side says: "- You can come ..., can come ... I do ladder ..."

Pisces
(Crying compulsively) Snif, snif ... ... I was sure that this would happen one day! Snick, snick ... ... only happens to me a thing ... sniff, sniff ... ... But as I am unlucky (a) same! I should have followed my magazine horoscope saying to avoid obstacles today! ... Sniff, sniff ... ...